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For the love of God. I feel like I’m drowning in sibling rivalry……slowly. Each whiney complaint is a barb to my soul, each cat fight a bitch slap to my heart. But most of all it drives me completely insane. Why didn’t I have just one child?!!!! How extremely foolish and shortsighted of me. I…

Well I have survived the Centre Parcs obligatory poolside daily walk of shame over the weekend. I do feel quite triumphant I must admit, with stomach drawn tightly in and legs clamped together in an attempt to minimise wobbling, I shuffled and gasped myself from ride to ride in order to provide warm memories and…

I’ve always been an emotional one, even from a young age. I can remember becoming hysterical when Sarah Murray left my middle school and we all joined hands at the end of the school disco and sang Starmaker from Fame to her as she stood in the middle of the hall. I meant every damn…

The older I unfortunately get the plainer I like my cake. When I was young I can remember the absolute wonder of a Knickerbocker Glory or the plaintive and desperate desire for as many toppings as humanly possible on my bowl of ice-cream. But those days are long gone. Perhaps it is a sign of…

I am euphoric.Yet another roll of blubber has shuffled off its mortal coil. I am now left with one big, lone sac of fat swinging wildly around my mid riff. Hooray! Like a phoenix I am finally and in the eleventh hour, rising from the ashes of middle age. I am aware that the harsh…

I am a Silly Sue. I always seem to have a hankering for days gone by. For the ways things used to be done, for the sweets we used to buy, for the music we used to listen to. I know not why in the slightest. I have found middle age to be liberating and…

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Millionaire’s Shortbread

I’d rather have this Chocolate Fondant.

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