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This week I have had a bit of a quiet melt down. I’ve been feeling exhausted, extremely anxious, claustrophobic and unable to deal with anything that requires me to string two thoughts together. I assigned these symptoms to the hormonal fluctuations of the basta.d perimenopause and waited for them to pass. They didn’t……So with even…

My brain is turning to mush. At times recently it just f.cks off and leaves me completely. I mean it literally becomes blank……nothing, nada, no-one is home not even down the garden….. Now I have always been a bit of a space head, day dreamer, head in the clouds sort of character but this new…

The kids have finally left the building……..this time I think I fared better. This time I managed to maintain daily changes of underwear and even kept on top of my cracked heels. Check me out school holiday b.tches……The trick to it I think was keeping them out in the garden and only allowing them in…

I am still pathetically weak and I am yet to find my eating backbone.I am also still a big fat bloater with an expanding middle aged pot belly……… My nick name at school for a while was Weeble. I found it a little painful at the time so resorted to a diet of Krunchie Puffs…

The b.tch is back.Floella front bottom fat roll is back. Too many salted caramel ice-creams and crisps……….always the crisps. It’s the kid’s fault. I am the snack monitor for six whole weeks, all that power, all that responsibility. I can’t take it……….at all……. I caved on the first ice-cream run. Thank the Lord we holidayed…

For the love of God. I feel like I’m drowning in sibling rivalry……slowly. Each whiney complaint is a barb to my soul, each cat fight a bitch slap to my heart. But most of all it drives me completely insane. Why didn’t I have just one child?!!!! How extremely foolish and shortsighted of me. I…

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