No Churn Vanilla Ice Cream

This No Churn Vanilla Ice Cream is rich, luxurious and oh so velvety. Easy and versatile it is a Summer must at our house.

But first …..some lol’ing…..

One of my most fave things to do is to laugh out loud. I am indeed a most avid “LoL’er”. I viewed it as a positive character trait until recently and I got an extreme amount of pleasure from it. It feels cathartic and emotionally lifting to guffaw out loud and it became a little bit addictive. In fact I noticed that I had developed a specific laugh just for  “LoLing” and I thought, in auditary retrospect, it quite fabulous. I even patted myself on the back for it. What a fun- loving, laughy person I must be……..

However I now find that what was a pleasure to me was an irritation to others…..” How very dare you?”

My son actually attempted to duck his head down and cover his ears this weekend as I threw my head back and “LoLed” at something worth “LoLing ” at….I looked at him in shocked realisation but still had to ask……. ???? “Please don’t do that in public” he pleaded……well whined actually…….

I recalled the crushing incident to my friend moments later…. “Oh bless him, ” she said “I know what he means, my Mum has a laugh that goes right through me”………..Bitch.

NO Churn Vanilla Ice Cream

This recipe for No Churn Vanilla Ice Cream is just what I need this half term. Sometimes, or most times actually, I find myself half way through confused, exhausted and knee deep in chocolate wrappers (my own).

This half-term I have definitely not been able to keep my sh.t together. This half-term I had planned to skip through the fields and make a doll’s house out of squash bottles and pipe cleaners but alas I was lost by the very first afternoon……..

In order to regain some semblance of parenting self esteem, especially as I can no longer “LoL”, I tried out a recipe for No Churn Vanilla Ice Cream that caught my eye a few months ago.

It involves THREE ingredients and is about as easy as it gets. What’s bl..dy more you can add just about anything you fancy…..my next attempt will include swirls of caramel sauce and Crunchie bits……obvs………

My kids went potty for it and I reminded myself just to titter……..

Here is another wonderful frozen treat.Lemon Sorbet

This No Churn Vanilla Ice Cream is as at home at a dinner party as it is covered in sauce and sprinkles.

Velvety and creamy it really is the dogs. ALL it involves is simply some whisking and stout tupperware, my fave type of pudding…….

No Churn Vanilla Ice Cream

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No Churn Vanilla Ice Cream.

This is a delicious and deliciously simple No Churn Vanilla Ice Cream. Just three ingredients and a little whipping are enough to give you incredible velvety ice cream. As comfortable at a dinner party as covered in sauce and sprinkles....

Course Dessert

Cuisine Universal

Keyword Ice Cream

Prep Time 10 minutes

Freezing Time 4 hours

Total Time 10 minutes

Servings 12

Calories 279 kcal

Author applytofaceblog

Ingredients

• 397 grams condensed milk
• 600 mls double cream can use whipping
• 1 tsp vanilla extract

Metric - U S Customary

Instructions

1. Whip the double cream into soft peaks and then add the vanilla and condensed mik and mix again into soft peaks.

2. Transfer to a sturdy tupperware tub and freeze it's pants off for a minimum of four hours.

3. Pimp to suit.

4. Apply to Guffawing with all your Might Face.....

Nutrition Facts

No Churn Vanilla Ice Cream.

Amount Per Serving

Calories 279 Calories from Fat 189

% Daily Value*

Fat 21g32%

Saturated Fat 13g81%

Cholesterol 79mg26%

Sodium 61mg3%

Potassium 160mg5%

Carbohydrates 19g6%

Sugar 18g20%

Protein 3g6%

Vitamin A 825IU17%

Vitamin C 1.2mg1%

Calcium 126mg13%

Iron 0.1mg1%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet.

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